ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

(via sconfused)

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via discardedpotential)

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(via italiq)

breakfastburritoe:

ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

(via katiekitteh)